Here is a riddle, a riddle for you. Tell me a story, any story will do. But this story is special, just like our week. It must have 82.6 words: That's the goal you will seek! What is .6 of a word you might ask? That becomes your most important task. So put on your thinking cap and start to fiddle, and write me a story that fixes the 82.6 word riddle!