The Future is Now Caption

Prompt: We just received this photo from the year AD 4977, but it came through the wormhole without a caption! Help us out by writing a clever caption, and don’t forget their names.

Bill Stevens and Dan Moyer, in a photo snapped seconds before the pair realized they should have brought flotation devices with them on their journey to the future.

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Allison O'Connor

Be it Claude’s casual look or Rene’s formal wear, everyone’s time-traveling in Mod style now that cyclical time has brought the 60′s back in the year 4977!

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Calder Holbrook

My God…in 2012, everyone apparently stopped doing the Soulja Boy. Let us teach our ancestors the errors of their way.

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Chris Matallana

Art Clarke and Phil Dick, barely escaping an uprising of automatons in AD 4977, claim to have come to thwart that threat. Their plan will “prevent the advent of murderous robots” by criminalizing the use of natural fibers in the manufacture of men’s clothing. Local authorities remain skeptical.

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Sarah Owens

Tony McViddle and Dax West traverse the universe only to discover their invisible car was in front of them the entire time.

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Brian Novi

Rayne and Hornet travel to the inside of a woman’s brain only to find the code uncrackable, the last of life’s great mysteries.

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Meaghan Novi

This picture shows the moment two known criminals from 1967, Roland “the dancer” Ellis and Ed “The Elegant” McFly, arrived this morning from their 45 time travel through a worm hole. The criminals claim to have been lost all this years, but reports from the galactic police attest to their criminal activities in more than 200 worlds around the edge of the Galaxy. They will spend their next 2,041 years in Death Point Federal prison.

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Ed To

Congratulations to Klaatu & Nicto, the winners of the Tandem Wormhole Surfing Championships! Please return to 4977AD and pick up your trophy.

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Sam Randazzo

Hey Scott, I think you have been practicing for “You Think You Can Dance” long enough !

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Sheila Vives

Navigating an inter-dimensional vortex is actually very similar to surfing; hence, District Attorney Magnussen, an avid wave-rider, had no trouble keeping his balance as time shifted around him. Office intern Larry, born and raised in Nebraska, was not so lucky . . .

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Prescilla Hopkins

CorpBot5000 improvements will be interfaced into the CasualBot5000 prototype to eliminate slipstream effects, a recurring bugaboo.

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Nancy Chambers

MacGyver and John, the winner of the Hair Cuts and Time Travel with MacGyver contest, arrive in Future Peril. About the experience, John commented, “Pretty cool so far but his lack-of-balance shtick and the pea soup mock turtleneck…I just thought he would take this seriously.”

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Zack Daniels

Two men explore their consciousness after consuming gruyere cheese tuna melts and listening to Frank Sinatra.

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Arnold Squarepants

Davey & Don go Slinky Surfing and discover the Planet WAMMO!

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Deb White

Luckily, resident dance expert Winston was on hand to demonstrate the elusive moves of a creature only know to them as the “blow up dancing man.”

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Katie Filbeck

BONKTANIA, OUTER RIM: A shocking photo taken yesterday by a CamBot depicts the grizzly last seconds of Prince Malcom’s life. His highness’ last act was mocking his older brother, King Alexander of Bonktania, for reminding him of their late mother’s advice to “never play near wormholes.”

Posted on August 22, 2012 by ry willy lewis

Ted and Tad pop in with a reminder that the freshest dance moves don’t have expirations date.

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Erica Irving

I really regret voting for that mandatory constant dancing law!

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Tim Needles

In the year AD 4977, the future of humanity hangs in the balance. The species began its inexorable downward spiral when the last person knowing how to work a pay phone, a direct ancestor of Special Agent Daxterion Jones (left), died in a tragic lawn dart accident. Now Jones and his straight-and-narrow partner, Bill Door, travel the time stream in search of a working pay phone and a chump to work it.

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Matilda T. ZombieQueen

Dr. Crampensworth and Mr. Glubbottom enjoying themselves at the public swimming pool, AD 4977.

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Emily Drevets

Hello from Sunny FloridaaaaaaaaaaaaaahH!

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Ashlyn Anstee

Need…more….words……

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Donna Raskin

Bill (wearing suit): “Oh no! The Kardashians were signed to another season.

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Kathy Ellen Davis

The Swirly Brothers remind you the future has not been sanitized for your protection. Remember neutral colors are your best line of defense.

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Amy Barnes

Cramer , where are we ? Homer , I dont know but this is trippy . But put your hands up , it feels awesome !

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Courtney Bailey

Harold, what Bernard? Put your arms down, you stink!

Posted on August 22, 2012 by David Case

Aaron and Dean finally arrive home after a long travel to AD 1985. Dean feels a tad dizzy, but they made safe travel and all in good time.

Posted on August 22, 2012 by DeAnna Grim

Jim we aren’t in Kansas anymore!

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Samantha Rutter

The future is gonna give us a whole new perspective that we will handle. It’s all about unexpected being put into reality.

Posted on August 22, 2012 by cameron williams

“Holy jeepers! That was one crazy automatic toilet! …Why are you here, Bob?” –Fred Swirly laments the perils of outsourcing and those “crazy new fangled technologies like Hal 3000″ to his friend at the office loo, while unwittingly getting stuck in a time portal-potty.

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Simon J. HiMom